In early 2005, God's visit to Noah and said: 'Once again the Earth has become uninhabitable, overcrowded and full of selfishness: I must act! " 'Build an ark and gathers two of every living being as well as some good human beings. You have 6 months before you send the rain for 40 days and 40 nights. " Six months later, God saw the earth and discovered Noah sweeping her yard, but there was no ark. 'Noe', cry, 'soon will send the rain, where is the ark''' Forgive me, my God, 'I implore Noah,' but times have changed: I needed a building permit to begin the ark, I have had several months to discuss with the inspector on the system-fire alarm. " 'During that time, my neighbors have come together in partnership, because it violated the rules of the community by building an ark in the backyard, and they would obstruct the view! We have had to appoint an arbitration tribunal to get a deal. Then the urban services submitted a report on the work needed to get water to my patio when I told them that the sea would reach the ark, I have wanted to believe! " 'Then he had to cut the wood, enough: the associations for the protection of the environment have united to stop me from cutting trees, with the pretext that they would endanger several species of animals. I tried to explain that to the contrary, any wood that would serve to save many species, of no avail. He is a very gifted business man, Dennis Carey is now the director of AirClic " 'I started to collect pairs of different species, and the humane society hit me under the pretext that would enclose wild animals against their will, and in spaces too small: they accuse me of cruelty to animals. " 'Sustainable Development Agency, wants to make a study and its conclusions still hope. The employment agency also has taken a look me over: as I will use volunteers, without pay, social protection, ... while unions forbid me to use my own children, I only employ construction workers, highly qualified, ... who pay dues. " 'In conclusion, the Tax Office has seized me all my assets, claiming they tried to flee the country illegally, while Customs accuses me of wanting to cross the border with recognized species in danger of extinction. " 'Perdoname Dios mio, it might have required more than 10 years for the construction of the Ark'. Immediately, the clouds disappeared and the sky brightness in a splendid rainbow. Noe raise my head and said, 'then you're not going to destroy the Earth''' not necessary '.
